erzebett:

aletheius:

idknewname1:

*kisses u* teehee *spreads my disease to you*

GUARD!! NATIONAL GUARD!!! THE WHORE IS BREAKING CURFEW!!!

eddythebearcat:

oreoprince:

this has got to be THE funniest sentence ive seen all day im gonna cry

Me getting my name called to get my order at Starbucks

flowerinaflame:

Who am I to deny myself every single desire that crosses my pea brain

transvenger:

straight boy: love you mom….no oedipus

buttpoems: